The Divine Crash

So this Elf on a Shelf thing is just weird for me.  Who thinks this up? Friends of mine told me it has been going on since the 1950′s.  Really? Whose idea was that?  Apparently this doll sits on your shelf and watches your kids and reports to Santa if the child is on the naughty [...]

According to some other pastors in my conference, I live in one of the nicest parsonages.  I tend to agree with them.  This parsonage is quite a step up from my last place.  Including the yard.  In my last house I could mow the lawn in 15 minutes, including the trim, now it takes me [...]

I am a coffee snob.  I only drink certain types of coffee, specifically fair trade, shade grown, dark/bold roasted, and locally purchased coffee.  I also only drink coffee at certain times.  I do not like my coffee unless I am awake early in the morning (before 8am).  I only will drink it after the [...]

I have a daughter, tomorrow she will be 8 weeks old.  She is wholly dependent on her parents for everything.  If she is hungry she cries and must have faith that someone will come.  If she is messy she cries and must have faith that someone will change her.  If she is lonely she cries and [...]